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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

The Zombie Mud Run



For more details, you can visit the Zombie Mud Run website here.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
The Zombie Mud Run is a Post-Apocalyptic 5K
obstacle Mud Run teeming with Zombies infected with the living dead virus.
Whether you are an avid mud runner or you have never participated in a mud run, the Zombie Mud Run promises to be the most amazing, heart pounding, adrenalin producing mud run ever created! But you must first choose…
THE CHOICE You may sign up as a Human or Zombie.
HUMAN
Join the Alliance to help save the human race. The date is sometime in the not too distant future. You are among the few human survivors in this post-apocalyptic time of earth’s history. Your mission is to get you and as many of your fellow humans through the mud, obstacles, and Zombies, to the Green Zone that is believed to have food, water, medical supplies, music, and yes beer.
ZOMBIE
You have been infected by the living dead virus. Your only instinct is to feed on human flesh. Your mission is to infect as many humans as possible before they arrive at the Green Zone.
WHY SHOULD I DO THIS?
One word…FUN! Think of it as a giant party complete with music, food, beer, and thousands of people all looking to have a great time. We offer challenging obstacles without torturing our participants. Our uniquely themed race is designed to give you an outrageous experience where you will meet new people, act a little crazy, and have the time of your life while pushing yourself… for yourself.
Welcome to Participatory Entertainment. If your idea of a good time is to sit and watch other people live their life, perhaps you should go watch a movie or a baseball game. But if you want to live your life to the fullest, then get off your ass and help save the human race! (You can thank us later.)
YOU SHOULD NOT DO THIS IF YOU…
Have major medical issues.
Pregnant.
Like to complain.
Prefer sitting on the couch all day.
Are Judgmental, Creepy, Lazy, Picky, Pompous, Dishonest, Finicky, Arrogant, Cowardly, Sneaky, Rude, Quarrelsome, Self-centered, Boorish, Surly, Unfriendly, Bossy, Vulgar, Conceited, and/or Obnoxious
Now that we got that out of the way, click on the ABOUT tab to get all the information… LET’S DO THIS!!!!
FINALLY, A REASON TO RUN!

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